Venom merchandise
We are Venom and talk about us
So, we're supposed to sell your merch. I THINK THAT'S GREAT. But also to inform people about you. BUT I'M SO SHY . Since when? IT WAS A JOKE. LET'S GET STARTED. LET'S INFORM THESE WEIRD NERDS ABOUT ME .
Venom is a character from the Marvel comics and refers to both an alien symbiote from the Klyntar people and a variety of symbioses consisting of this people and a host. NICE INTRODUCTORY SENTENCE. I LIKE IT . You don't have to comment on everything now. SORRY. HEY, CAN I HAVE ONE OF THE LAMPS? Later. Can we continue? SURE. The Klyntar were created by the evil Elder God Knull and the symbiote we know as Venom was banished by his own people for refusing to bend to Knull's will. He came to Earth via a detour - for example he temporarily merged with the Kree Tel-Kar. This backstory was only added to the character's biography over the years. Originally, Spider-Man was simply supposed to get a new black costume in 1984. The idea came from Marvel fan Randy Schueller. Publishing director Jim Shooter paid him $220 for it. CHEAPEST! The new costume was later explained as Spider-Man having a tattered costume after the battles on the Beyonder's Battleworld. Thor and Hulk explain to Spidey in the hero base that there is a machine that can read his mind and make any kind of costume for him. Believing he has found the right machine, Spider-Man causes a black ball to appear that covers his body and repairs his costume in the process. ME! I'M HAVING A MAJOR DEADPOOL MOMENT. For a while, Spider-Man also ran around with the whimsical new costume, which could also conveniently imitate street clothes.
During the Sin Eater storyline, in which Eddie Brock was exposed by Spider-Man because Brock first identified the wrong man as the culprit and Spidey later convicted the right one, Spidey becomes fully aware of the symbiote's consciousness and separates from it. The symbiote is transferred to Brock. This is the birth of one of Spider-Man's most notorious villains: the original Venom . Even if we're not comic book readers, we know the famous scene in the bell tower from the third part of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy. However, the name " Venom " is never mentioned here. Since the film rights for characters from Spider-Man comics still belong to Sony and they have their own plans for the character, as shown by the film Venom with Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock, an appearance in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is currently rather unlikely. However, the multiverse and the cooperation between Disney and Sony could allow for a coexistence, even a crossover, between the two film series. It is quite possible that Spider-Man: No Way Home will bring together the MCU and Sony's Spider-Man films, including their latest reboots. Rumors about the film's cast, which is said to include Alfred Molina (Doctor Octavius) and Jamie Foxx (Electro), as well as former Spider-Man actors Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, suggest this. WHAT ABOUT MJ AND GWEN? No MJ and no Gwen. YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? No, what? MJ RED HAIR, KIRSTEN DUNST BLONDE HAIR, GWEN STACY BLONDE HAIR, BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD RED HAIR. AND SHE WAS IN THE HELP WITH EMMA STONE, ALSO RED HAIR. Um. And? I JUST MEANING. YOU HAVE A LOT OF T-SHIRTS WITH ME ON THEM.
Since Brock has an understandable grudge against Peter Parker and the symbiote hasn't coped well with the separation, they form a dangerous symbiosis. The symbiote has all of Peter Parker's memories from merging with Spider-Man, and he and Brock can now use that to their advantage. However, the character of Venom is not a villain in the strictest sense, although he acts as one towards Spidey. THAT'S RIGHT! I'M HUNGRY. CAN I EAT YVO? No! Venom is an anti-hero. An anti-hero who wants to eat mascots from online shops. YOU SAY THAT AS IF IT WERE A BAD THING. Aside from his hostility towards the friendly neighborhood spider, Venom himself becomes a vigilante and fights against far more evil creatures. First and foremost, an offspring of himself: Carnage! When Eddie Brock is in prison, part of the symbiote splits off and joins with the psychopath and serial killer Cletus Kasady. He was already a HUGE ASSHOLE! Yes, exactly. When combined with the symbiote, he becomes one of the most evil, sadistic and dangerous creatures in Marvel history.
Over the years, the Venom symbiote has had other hosts than Peter Parker and Eddie Brock, but sooner or later it usually returns to him. Parker's old high school rival Flash Thompson deserves special mention here. As Agent Venom, the character temporarily becomes a real superhero, if you will, and fights alongside the Secret Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy, among others. For a while, the symbiote also merged with Scorpion, for example. VERY DARK CHAPTER. I WAS IN SUCH A PHASE THEN. The symbiote also bonded with Lee Price, a member of Scorpion's gang, in a black market deal between Black Cat and Tombstone. CLEARLY A HOST OF DESPERATION.
DIDN'T WE WANT TO PROMOTE MERCHANDISE SO THAT THE GEEKS SHOP FROM YOU? Right. HERE WE HAVE MUGS. YOU CAN DRINK OUT OF THEM OR THROW THEM AT PEOPLE. Not like that. More like this: In the yvolve shop there is something for every nerd: clothing, decorations or accessories. THAT'S TOO COMPLAINTING FOR ME. DO YOU WANT TO START AT QVC? How would you do it? BUY OUR FAN ITEMS OR I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF. THEN YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WEAR ONE OF OUR CAPS ANYMORE. You can't threaten the customers. WHY NOT? We want them to come back. And we like our customers. THEN GIVE OUT THE POSTERS AS GIFTS AND STOP STUFFING YOUR BAGS. Not a good business model, but thanks for the input . PLEASE! CAN I FINALLY GO NOW? OH, I KNOW, WE'VE GROWN TOGETHER. Memo to self: Find a new host for this pain in the ass . WRITE IT IN ONE OF YOUR NOTEBOOKS. COME ON NOW. OH AND: VENOM : LET THERE BE CARNAGE IS IN THEATERS FROM SEPTEMBER! Oh, and I'm trying to be a good guy?
